When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired
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They said tell yo mama get her fat ass out the way, they can't see any stars.
He could say "Enter Sandman"
between the price of eggs being so high, and the crazy 240% tariffs on the plastic eggs from China
Baroque music.
It was poultry in motion...
I wondered why they were doing that. Then It hit me.
Her: Did you bring protection? Him: Why? Is there a burglar inside? Don’t worry, I know karate. Her: No, like a condom Him (gives a weird look): You want me to fuck him??
Joseph replied "He said he was only using it for the weekend."
But none of them work.
A boorish man gave his order to the waitress. "I'm going to start off with a half a dozen oysters on the half shell. You know what they say about oysters, don't you, honey?" he asked as he winked at the woman. "They make you sexy." The waitress stared at him straight-faced and inquired, "Won't you need more than six, sir?"
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