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A Finnish hymn.
The idea was you had to dress up as an emotion. The doorbell rings, and at the door was a guy dressed completely in blue. "What emotion are you supposed to be?" I asked. "Blue." He said, "I'm sad." Doorbell rings again a few minutes later, and there was a woman completely in green. "What emotion are you supposed to be?" I asked. "Green - I'm green with envy." She said. A few minutes later, the doorbell rings again. Standing there was a guy, completely naked, with a broken bottle up his ass. "Uh. What emotion are you supposed to be?" I asked. "Oh, me? I'm just fucking disgusting."
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It was thought for food.
Ouch. How bad do you wanna bet the concussion is?
Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one my wife made
She asks me "What ear is it?" I look at her like she's an idiot and say "1999?" (Actually happened to me)
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