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I saw a kid graffiti a wall by writing e = mc^2

“That’s smart,” I said.

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1. A freighter carrying purple paint…

…and a freighter carrying red paint collided in the Atlantic today. It is reported that the crews were marooned.

2. I knew she wanted me to come join her bluegrass band.

She gave me one of those “come zither” looks.

3. Girl's talk

Girl 1: What do I do? Girl 2: What's wrong? Girl 1: I think my boyfriend got me pregnant Girl 2: is it too late? Girl 1: about 2 months now Girl 2: Damn Girl 1: My mom's gonna kill me Girl 2: I bet that baby's thinking the same thing

4. Yo mama’s so fat, she went to Baskin Robins and by the time she left they were down to 2 flavours

5. I fell asleep and dreamt I was a car muffler.

I woke up exhausted.

6. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Because 9 is 3 squared meals.

7. Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon. I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it,

this only applies if you can already swim without it.

8. What are mixed feelings?

It’s when you see your mother in law is falling down the cliff in your new Mercedes

9. yo mama round cuz she solve all her problems with pi

10. I’m a senior citizen and I’ve been looking into Artificial Intelligence. Apparently they have “Large Language Learning” and I’m thinking: hold on a darn minute, that’s not new…

We’ve had *Big Print* books for a long time!

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