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A bear and a rabbit are squatting next to each other in the woods

The bear looks down at the rabbit, and the rabbit looks up at the bear: "Rabbit?", says the bear "do you find that poo sticks to your fur?" "Why yes, bear, poo does stick to my fur" replies the rabbit. The bear casually grabs the rabbit and wipes his bum repeatedly.

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