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A dad and four of his asthmatic friends started a band?

They called themselves The Weezers

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1. I called 911 when my gingerbread man broke his arm.

The dispatcher asked; "Did you try icing it?"

2. I got mugged by six dwarves this morning.

Not Happy.

3. I’d tell you a joke about toilet paper…

But it’s tearable!

4. Boss: Do you know our company motto?

New Hire: Sure. It’s “Push”. I saw it on the door as I came in.

5. What is a New Year’s resolution?

Something that goes in one year and out the other…..

6. How do you cook a lion?

Medium roar.

7. My toddler hit me in the face with her lollipop

It was a total sucker punch

8. What topping will ruin a pizza?

Nitro-glycerine

9. What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

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10. NCAA Football is going to pit the two worst college teams against each other.

It’s named the Toilet Bowl!

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