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Why is math mermaids' favorite subjects?

They're into algaebra.

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1. What do you call a penguin with no eye?

A pengun……

2. Mom: Son, what did Dad say when you told him you smashed the car? Son: Shall I leave out the swear words? Mom: Yes

Son: He didn’t say a word.

3. One last Christmas question: Why are dyslexic children afraid of Christmas?

They heard Satan was coming to their house on Christmas.

4. I made a gumbo with just sausage and okra.

It wasn't good or bad it was meaty okra

5. Why did the ocean wave?

It was a "Hi!" tide.

6. Did anyone screenshot the chiropractor joked I posted?

It was about a weak back.

7. Why didn't the whistleblower go outside during the winter?

He was Snowed-in……..

8. I was given the choice between a 2,000+lb South Korean coin, and a Chinese appetizer.

The over one ton won, won over the one wonton.

9. What did the egg say in the monastery?

Out of the frying pan and into the friar.

10. Have you heard the update about the soldier who was shot and medevac-ed? 🚑

Surgeons saved him. Dude got a second shot at life. 🏥

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