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Mice Krispies!

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1. What do you call influencers who attract friendless sad people?

Lonelyfans influencers.

2. "Have you got any experience in computer-aided design?" asked the job interview.

"Yes," I replied. "Once I didn't sleep for four days because I was so preoccupied with how to decorate the interior of our living room. In my hysteria, I concluded that we'd need to spend £150,000 to fulfil my vision." "Okay...that's wonderful...But how does that bear *any* relation to computer-aided design?" "My wife bashed me over the head with a keyboard and made me see sense." **edit: interview*****er*** **(d'oh)**

3. Trump wants to make Canada the 51st state...

...but Canada is having Nunavut.

4. I couldn't get into the library the other day.

>!It was fully booked.!<

5. My brother rides his bike to work every day and always gets a flat tyre at 8.58am.

That's one thing about my bro, he's very punctural.

6. A lady told her partner on the phone that she is coming in 2 minutes.

Her partner said: Don't lie, you have never cum in 2 minutes.

7. How do you make 7 even?

Take away the S

8. What did Freddie Mercury say to the sandwich?

May-oh!

9. Why is the sport of cricket not popular in China?

Because some of their people eat the bats.

10. Why did an extremely lefty lady breakup with her partner?

Because she found him jerking off with his right hand.

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