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Don’t go to a fancy restaurant with movie director.

They’re always making a scene.

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I want to go down on you when you go to pieces

2. Why did Christopher Columbus go straight to the bathroom when he landed in America?

He was incontinent.

3. Was that a solar eclipse?

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4. Why did the man get fired from his job at the ice-cream store?

He couldn't work Sundaes.

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6. Yo mama so fat, she fed the entire Donner party, and there were leftovers.

7. Yo mama so dumb she thinks goldfish crackers are seafood

8. Yo Mama So FAT

She had to get baptized at SEAWORLD

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