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On a quest to find the Tommy Wiseau's The Room of dad jokes. Gimme your absolute best

Lost my job at the bank. Girlfriend is gonna be pissed. I don't know how to tell her.

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1. Don’t go to a fancy restaurant with movie director.

They’re always making a scene.

2. Where's the best place to learn about DJs?

In a wiki wiki

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

4. Too bad I cannot visit Dublin.

Irish I could though...

5. I asked our waiter if they had anymore free bread, so he went back to ask the kitchen staff. Upon returning he said they ran out.

I told him they should run back in.

6. Dwarfes are nice.

They're just really down to earth people.

7. There was no clear winner in the neck decorating contest.

It was a tie.

8. What did Jesus say as he was dying on the cross?

"This is a helluva way to spend Easter."

9. I'm in a twelve step program for recovering hackers

It's called Anonymous Anonymous

10. What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

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