Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Sharp-Book-9310 1 mon.agoA little boy with a wooden eye went to his first school dance. All of children were dancing except for him and a girl with a hairlip. He decided to go ask her if she would like to dance and she replied, “Would I! Would I!” He started to cry and shouted back at her, “ Hairlip! Hairlip!” And ran off.
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People will laugh at someone else’s misfortunes, but not their own and people will laugh at their own jokes, but not someone else’s.
It bit off more than it could “Chu”!
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Go on, my child, you may confess." replies the priest "Everyday for the last 6 days, I have been sleeping with women who are not my wife." "I see, and this brings you guilt?" "No-- I mean yes father, they are very hot." "And you find them more attractive than your wife?" "Of course not, my wife is also smoking hot; but I digress, Father, how may I be forgiven?" "Hmm... Squeeze 10 lemons or limes and drink the juice." "Right away, Father, and will that absolve my sins?" "No, but it will hopefully wipe that stupid grin off your face!"
"Get my wife out yo damn mouth!"
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It's an elliptical illusion
She was a waitress at Ihop.
"Meat Patty!"
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