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If you lose your Khakis in Texas, it means you can't find your pants.

If you lose your Khakis in Boston, it means you can't start you car.

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1. I used to work at a Michelin star restaurant.

It was great until the chef retired and the food got rubbery.

2. What's the only fast food restaurant with a vegetable in its name?

Bur gherkin...

3. Your cat has *distain* for you.

As in: “Remember when I made *’dis stain* on the carpet?”

4. Your cat has *distain* for you.

As in: “Remember when I made *’dis stain* on the carpet?”

5. What time of the day do parents change the most diapers?

In the wee hours.

6. I banged my bosses daughter today!

I'm self employed.

7. A ghost tries to scare a guy.

The guy said, you in a blanket isn't scaring anyone. The ghost said, this is boo sheet.

8. A new shop is selling aromatic penny's.

They only come in one scent.

9. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

10. What is Satan's favorite subject to teach?

Trigonometry, there's a lot of "sin" involved.

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