Head father says the rule is no talking for a year then he can say 2 words at years end.1st year ends and the father says " how was your 1styear?". He says," Bed hard." Next year he said " Food bad". 3rd year ends and the Father asked " How was the past year? Monk says " I quit!!!" Father says, " No surprise, you've done nothing but complain!"
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The department of redundancy department, on the other hand, requires a PIN number.
"I don't think you're supposed to unplug that."
You ripe, I’m wrong. 😅
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The second nightstand.
I reject that notion; cannibals are not people!
It was a sham poo
I don't know if I'll get hard. I just got laid by a chick earlier this morning.
A blonde girl was watching the news with her friend and the journalist said "4 Brazilian men died in a plane crash" The blonde girl gets all upset, she's crying hysterically and says "how could they allow so many people on the plane"!!!
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