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It’s not a big surprise that the latest Tesla product has problems.

It turns out that “cyber truck” is South African for “Ford Pinto”.

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1. Starbucks customer: “This coffee is terrible! It tastes like mud.”

Barista: “Of course it does. It was fresh ground this morning.”

2. A triangle man sees a triangle woman.

The triangle man notices that the triangle woman has two sides and one angle that measure the exact same as his own corresponding parts. He thought that, surely, they were congruent triangles. He almost had a thing for her, until he realized they, in fact, were not meant for each other. Why? She had no A-S-S.

3. “Dad, I finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain….

There is nothing left on the right side, and nothing is right on the left side.” Courtesy of my twelve year old daughter.

4. A man walks into the psychiatrist wrapped completely in Saran Wrap

The Doctor said, I can clearly see your nuts....

5. What do do you call a woman who destroys her outstanding bills??

Bernadette

6. I started getting a bunch of emails discussing the differences between the colors rose, crimson, and ruby.

After a while, it got so annoying I right clicked on my inbox and selected, "Mark All as Red."

7. two artists had a fight…

it ended in a draw

8. I am terrified of elevators

So I’m taking steps to avoid them.

9. What's the hottest parts of your house?

The corners, they're 90 degrees

10. Two lesbian nuns meet in one room, what are they doing?

Crosses ✝️

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