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What is a pilot's favourite donut

A plane donut

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Fuck a pregnant woman

2. Whats the difference bewtten a woman and a sex doll (part2)

Both there values depreciate by the amount of times there were fucked

3. How do racists convey laughter through text?

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4. Eating at subway is like prostitution.

You pay someone else to do your wife’s job!

5. What’s black, white and red all over?

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8. What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can’t peanut butter my dick in yo ass.

9. What does executioner say to condemned man at the gallows?

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