Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Healthy_Ladder_6198 1 mon.agoNick was sitting in his attorney's office. “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said. “Give me the bad news first." “Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." “That's the bad news?" asked Nick. “I can't wait to hear the terrible news." “The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
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You’re liable to get arrested for mans laughter.
He is known simply as a ruler
Apparently the lookout crow can warn “Cah! Cah!” But it has difficulty saying “Motorcycle!” Edit: I can’t figure out how to change the first part but it’s supposed to be “more crows killed by motorcycles than cars”
They won’t be making yardsticks any longer.
He was a server for a brief time, but it didn't work out. Patrons with certain dietary requirements would come in and next thing you know he's telling them the food they are about to eat is, indeed, 100% vegans.
You mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!
Man explaining.
His name was Bag-El
Librarian: "What?" Me: "Yes, that one."
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