That’s probably why a priest invented baptism

He wiped his ass!

>!Because Americans eat too much Pizza and Chocolate!<

It hasn’t come out yet.

>!The Ant because it can climb up a woman/man no matter their size.!<

.....because he got the gas bill

Because all the DNA matches and there’s never any dental records.

... None. It's a hardware problem.

The clerk stares at her, then says, "Did you mean spearmint oil?" The blonde replies, "Oh, right, that's what it's called." (I made this today)

....... Someone will be losing a trailer!

My friend chuckled and promptly downvoted.

Because Dawn is tough on grease.

Get a Gay man to have sex with a women ? Shit in her cunt .

She preferred to wash up onshore.

Nahtzee

It’s an Italian suppository.

…Anne Frankly I’m not amused.

She seemed surprised.

A neck-tarine

Her parents sent her to a concentration camp for help

On the dark side

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An Uber.

"Knife to see you."

I lied it was a gas chamber

No problem says the doctor take off your underpants and lie down. He puts a glove on and lubes his fingers and slides two inside her ‘How does that feel’ he says ‘Lovely’ replies the woman ‘but the discharge is coming out my ears’

A deep thot.

…in his defense, he was sent there to get a Black and Decker.