Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
But then they told him to stop wasting paper.
I call it, "Leave Me The FUCologne."
München, because they're always munchen on food.
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The pecan roll.
They'll have a gay old time!
Those happen to be separate measurements.
It was a master pizza.
A petabite.
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