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The transmasc cookie golem called his mom from college, in a pile of crumbs and crying.

"Mom I had the worst first day at college, I forgot to bring a binder and I fell to pieces."

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2. what do u call a boat underwater made of brushes?....

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8. Modern Russian joke: two conscripts are sitting in a frozen trench somewhere in Ukraine.

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9. Two perfect logicians walk into a bar

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