What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?

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1. i knew this crazy man who worshipped his own balls so much, he’d walk around in public with them hanging out

quite a sacrilegious guy.

2. I bet my son his allowance money that I already own an Nintendo Switch 2.

He said “No way!!” I said “You have your Switch and I have a Nintendo Switch, too!”

3. Texting jokes can be hard to understand.

Without a voice it had no dial tone...

4. I just got back from a hacker's funeral.

He was encrypted in a cemetery.

5. I just got back from a hacker's funeral.

He was encrypted in a cemetery.

6. An Italian place that sells pizza is called a “pizzeria”

So would an Italian place that sells diary’s be called a “Diarrhea”

7. Why did the bum die?

Had a fart attack.

8. What do you call reporters who are always at the Whitehouse?

Permanent Press

9. I accidentally sent jokes meant for my wife to a wrong number…

She doesn’t get them at all

10. There once was a depressed king who hadn’t laughed in years. On one especially dreary day, his most loyal servant dressed up in a goofy costume to lighten his spirits.

He didn't laugh, but he appreciated the jester.

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What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?

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