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avatar Tricky_Photo2885 28 day.agoTrucker picks up a hitchhiker..

As the hitchhiker gets in he notices a monkey sitting on a stoop but doesn’t mention it. Few miles down hitchhiker says “ thanks for stopping, so what’s the deal with this little guy? Must get lonely on the road I guess “ trucker responds “ it sure does, let me show you how he helps” He lifts his hand and slaps the monkey so hard it falls to the floorboard . Quickly the monkey gets his bearings jumps up unzips the truckers pants and proceeds to give him a blowjob . After it’s done monkey zips the truckers pants and goes back to its stoop . “Pretty cool huh ? “ trucker says “ want to give it a try ? “ hitchhiker sits up raises his hand and points at the trucker “ ok but you better not slap me that hard “

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