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1. If Americans smile...

Do Europeans skilometer?

2. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo…

I had to put my foot down.

3. Most people are shocked when they learn what my occupation is.

I'm an electrician!

4. Not to brag but I just hired as a fitness model…

They’re using me as a before picture

5. Why were the detectives unsuccessful in London?

Because they could not find Leeds

6. Why did the agoraphobic chicken cross the road?

Hey give the guy a break! Hes made a big step just by leaving the coop...

7. First date conversation

After a very enjoyable first date, as the man was driving the woman home, he says, "When I walk you to your door, I'm going to kiss you thoroughly.- Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: With tongue. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: Then I'll come inside with you. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: While still kissing you, I'm going to undress you. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: I'll kiss and lick you all over after that until you orgasm. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: Then I'm going to make mad passionate love with you. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: What's more, I won't even wear a condom. Woman: Oh yes, you will.

8. Butcher

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

9. What do you call a buffet for robots from Star Trek?

A smorgasborg.

10. A dung beetle walks into a bar and says....

Is this stool taken

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