Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Superb-Difference-31 1 mon.agoTwo friends go fishing. One of them catches a gold fish, who offers him a present in exchange of her life. “What present?” asks the fisherman. “You choose – great love, a million dollars or great wisdom” “Wisdom” says the fisherman. “Voila” says the gold fish and jumps into the water. Sometime later his friend asks him: “Say something wise.” “Should've taken the money. “
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"Becuse they get cold with their bear feet!" The face palm and groan from 3 adults in the room was such a proud moment
I got nothing.
Whittle by whittle
The snail mail trail.
They're just snow globes for people that don't celebrate Christmas.
The manager is informed of her arrival. He says "Ah yes, she's got 100 euros in arrears."
Two old men who both loved to play baseball made an agreement that the first one of them to go would tell the other one if there was baseball in Heaven. Right after one of them died, his spirit appeared before his friend and told him, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in Heaven. The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday!"
He just flipped.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The guy was your doctor..."
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