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We couldn’t afford aphabet soup when I was a kid and our vocabulary suffered.

All we had were Spaghetti O’s.

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1. One dog tells his experience of some event to another dog.

Dog 2- this gives me a feeling of deja voof.

2. I Think I found a way to trick God, or at least the Catholic Church

When I finish confessing my sins, I take a feather and tickle my nose so that I sneeze. And right after the priest says “God bless you” - I storm out of the church…

3. One time I was in a drive thru and somehow I just knew they were going to forget the straw. I started to pull away, checked the bag, and sure enough, no straw!!!

They call me Nostrawdamus.

4. Dad Joke Declined

Over the years my sons have been pretty receptive to my dad jokes. That may be changing. Me: I just had a feeling of deja von't. Son: What's that. Me: It's the opposite of deja vu. Son: No Dad, that's called dementia.

5. Did you know that camels don't like yaks?

It's true. Camels don't like yaks. You see, camels have soft paws for running across the desert sands, and yaks have big heavy hooves for tromping through mud. Camels do not understand this, they do not like it; it makes them very uncomfortable. In fact it makes them so uncomfortable you might say that camels are yak toes intolerant.

6. Wasted opportunity...

Last night I made Greek for dinner and I sat down on the couch to eat. Both my dogs dutifully came up and started begging to which I said "Excuse me... this is a gyro not a your-o..." and they didn't seem to get the joke at all.

7. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

8. What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

9. Whats brown and behind the wall?

Humptys Dump

10. I think I just saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre.

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