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A man attending the Super Bowl went to his seat. There was an empty seat and a man on the other side of it next to him.

The first man asked the second man, “Why is there an empty seat at the Super Bowl?” The second man answered , “it was my wife’s seat. My wife passed away”. The first man said, “Sorry to hear that. Couldn’t you have brought one of your friends?” The second man said,”No, they’re all attending her funeral.”

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