Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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wyzapped 1 mon.ago3 elderly men are in a nursing home talking about their bodily functionsThe first man says “ I have so much trouble going number one. It comes out in spits and sputters and takes forever. I would give anything to have a good pee.” The second man says “With me, it’s number two. I am so backed up. It’s horrible. I really need to take a good crap.” The third man nods and says “Well for me, it’s all very regular. At 7AM every morning I do number one like a fountain. It comes out perfectly in flowing stream. And number two also happens at the same time, and my bowels empty completely, as smooth as flowing lava.” The other two men look at each other, confused and ask “That doesn’t sound bad at all. What’s the problem?” “The problem,” says the third man, “is that I don’t get out of bed until 9:30!”
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Two jews were fighting over a penny
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Husband: tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time wife: your dick is longer than your friends
Because you know that they can't fight back
The only time paedophiles get home delivery.
Guess, women slipped to 3 now.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of a window.
Trans Atlantic slave trade
Because women know that men deserve better.
Having to drop the bomb on her twice, before she gets it.
Me: "Bitch you should be making oats!"
Made a coonskin cap
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
It was great turning it into a 3v1.
Old enough to mount.
the police
He was hiding in the bushes and when a child would pass by he was like "hey kid, wanna buy a candy?"
I cry when I cut onions.
Aliens vs. Predators
Except at a funeral.
He orders a beer.
Cut off one leg and make it run across Canada.
restaurant in peace
meaning she has to spend the next three weeks wearing a cone.
I mean, the people at that Lynyrd Skynyrd concert got really excited when I yelled out “free bird!”, but for some reason they weren’t interested in my parrot.
It's called "A Fistula Full Of Dollars"
Ewwwwwwwwe
Later in bed she gave me a treat. Let’s say by the end of it I had blue balls.
I mean It really goes without saying
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