Why didn't the lost hikers starve in the desert?

A guy goes to a bookstore and asks if they have a copy of Les Miserables. The store clerk says: try looking in the self-help section.

I just want my family to not wine about it.

If you are a donkey and I am a rooster and I break my two feet off in you what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass, 😂🤣

Their T-Thirt (teeth hurt).

A man was walking past a house when he saw a little girl sitting on the front porch, playing with a little puppy. He paused to say hello. "Hi there," he said. "What's your name?" She replied in a sweet, high-pitched voice, "My name's Petal." "That's a beautiful name," the man commented. "How did your parents choose it?" She explained, "Well, when Mummy and Daddy were... *making me*... they looked out the window and saw a beautiful rose petal float by. So they named me Petal." "Wow, that's a lovely story," the man said. "And a very pretty name." He then gestured to the puppy. "And what's your puppy's name?" The little girl beamed, "His name is Porky!" The man chuckled. "Porky? That's an... interesting name. Why do you call him Porky?" The little girl replied "Because he fucks pigs."

I'll tell ya tomorrow!

Broco-Lee

It's a faux pa!

But I came up Chort.

A sparrow was once flying up north and due to the cold winds it froze up and fell to the ground. It lay there wondering if that's how it was going to die. But then a passing by cow unknowingly crapped on the sparrow. The warm dung helped the sparrow get better and in happiness it started singing. Meanwhile,a nearby cat heard the chirping and went to the spot. It cleared the sparrow out of the crap and ate the poor bird. Moral u may ask? Just because someone shat on you doesn't mean it is bad and just because someone helped u get out of shit doesn't mean their intention was good. And more importantly, no matter what good thing happens to you....u shud keep ur fucking mouth shut!