unserious-dude 1 mon.agoElementary GeniusA female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said "Ma'am, I should be in 4th grade, Ï'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade". The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy to the Principal's office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know. * *Principal: What's 3+3?* Boy: 6 * *Principal: 6+6?* Boy: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many questions and the boy got them right. The Principal then asked M'am to send the boy to 4th grade. M'am decided to ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. 1. *M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ï've only 2 of?* Boy: Legs 2. *M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I don't have?* Boy: Pockets 3. *M'am: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?* Boy: Coconut 4. *M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?* The principal's eyes open really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble Gum 5. *M'am: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I?* Boy: Tent. The principal was looking restless 6. *M'am: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me 1st; what am I?* Boy: Wedding Ring 7. *M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?* Boy: Nose 8. *M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver* Boy: Arrow 9. *M'am: What starts with 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've to use ur hand?* Boy:Fork 10. *M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage?* Boy: Surname 11. *M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love?* Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher "Send the boy to University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!"
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It seems to hit them way too close to home.
My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower." "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
Who says they can't integrate into American culture?
Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.
There's a little good in everyone
She got her diary published - which is the nightmare any girl. And, she didn't earn a single cent of it - which is the nightmare of any Jew.
“I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Because they can't get past their masters
19 and easily spread.
I said, "You bastard, it's the thought that counts." I could tell by the look in his eyes he would have kicked my head in if he had legs.
I’d have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Freedom
When the sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up
Both are never going to smash...
the woman
On fire
They stopped after I opened fire though.
So that I could say I come into work everyday.
I don’t usually do that kind of thing, but luckily, I’d just found $5,000 in the parking lot...
A Fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
Crime rate
a threesome
About the Walmart that got turned into a Target?
If the ***men*** are this bad at driving, I see why they don't let their women drive.
Their last names
They both tell children to open wide.
They’re both just fucking assholes
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