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1. The lead singer of U2 is a paradox

Obviously, he started out as an amateur playing music for free, but as soon as he starts charging money, he's Pro Bono.

2. Centipede

Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.

3. I visited the monk living in a remote and secluded monastery to ask him how he fills his days. "With rosary and coffee," he said

"Rosario can you bring us more coffee?""

4. A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof !

5. Testing the water

Two aquatic creatures find themselves inside an unexpected piece of military equipment. One of them, clearly unprepared for the situation, turns to the other and asks if they have the necessary skills to operate it.

6. Dad I have a Question

Son: How do stars die? Dad: An overdose, usually.

7. A policeman is sitting at an intersection watching for traffic violations. A car sitting in the left turn lane moves when the light turns green. As he does so the passenger door opens and an old lady falls out of the car.

The cop calls 911 for an ambulance to help the woman then pursues the driver and pulls him over. "Say, says the cop" did you know that your wife fell out of the car when you drove through that intersection"? The man looks over to the passenger seat, sees that is is empty and says to the cop, "Thank God I thought I had gone deaf".

8. A friend of mine quit the rat race to go and run his own orchard. He was on the phone just now moaning about what hard work it is growing apples for the market.

I told him to go and grow a pear.

9. A couple had been married for 30 years and in those 30 years they always had sex with the lights off

He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"

10. My neighbors asked me to stop singing Queen...

I said:"Don't stop me now"

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