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1. Yo mama so ugly, Darth Vader said "Would you like to borrow my helmet?"

2. Cuanto es la mitad de 18 menos 9?

3. What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed?

A cold…..

4. Why did the girl Pine tree reject her suitor?

His pitch lines were too sappy!

5. Yo Mama so UGLY when an asteroid was heading for Earth, and she looked at it, the asteroid WENT THE OTHER WAY

6. Yo Mama so hot, when she went to LA she caused WILDFIRES

7. I told my computer a joke about algorithms, but it didn't laugh.

Guess it couldn't process it.

8. My kid asked me why the book I was reading is so big

I said it's a long story...

9. What do you call an old guy in Egypt?

Giza-r

10. Why do Quarterbacks wear their tactics and strategies on their forearm?

So that the other team doesn’t play-giarize…

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