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Why did the accountant push salaries and bonuses down the hill?

He wanted to see the payroll.

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1. Did you hear the joke about the Engineer who had a wife and a girlfriend?

He told each of them he was with the other one, so he could go into the office and get some work done.

2. The girl I was dating made fun of my color blindness

It was a huge gray flag.

3. I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society

for spilling the beans

4. My kid says they want me to spend a bunch of money on a 3D printer.

I pointed out that our cheap ink jet printer can print all the "D"s they need.

5. What did Abe Lincoln say when he got a kidney stone?

This too shall pass!

6. A pun walks into a bar and kills 10 people.

Pun in, ten dead.

7. What do Slade wilson, and a handjob from Aubrey Plaza have in common?

Death Stroke

8. Why did the salmon rage quit Call of Duty?

Because they just spawn and die.

9. The best excuse at school for not doing homework:

When the teacher asks a student: "Why haven't you done your homework? What have you been doing at your home? Student: "I wish to keep my personal and professional lives separate."

10. I created a great name for a new fighting video game…

But the name was already Tekken.

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