Why are pediatricians horrible at waiting?

Netflix and chocolate, never put that off, that can easily be done tonight.

After the first quarter the insects were losing badly, they were missing one player. Captain Cockroach called a time-out, went to the locker room and found Mr.Centipede still sitting there. "Hey! Mr.centipede, why aren't you on the field?" asked Captain Cockroach. "Sorry captain, I'm still putting on my shoes," said Mr.Centipede.

Me: Sorry I can't this weekend. Wife: You "can't this weekend"? Why? Me: I don't know, you haven't told me that part yet.

Yeah, they wanted a system of Czechs and Balances.

And the doctor said, "No change yet!"

They’re just playing maple leaf.

The place where you stick the cucumber

Copy that.

I wonder who the denominator of the two is.

Everything was going great and they were getting along really well, when out of nowhere the woman commented on the size of the man’s hands and feet. "I didn't notice earlier, but you have remarkably small hands and feet!" The man taken aback by such an unexpected observation thought quickly and replied somewhat flirtatiously, "Well, it’s because my testosterone focused on other parts of my body, if you know what I mean..." giving the woman a cheeky wink as he finished speaking. The woman, rather impressed and turned on by his smooth response slides across closer to the man and puts her hand on his thigh, at which point the guy continued, "Yeah, I have a really hairy back."