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The Latin people spoke was so vulgar!
Hey, it could happen!
Now all my withdrawals are in tens.
Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started.
preocCupid?
I brought 200 lb ,$133 of scrap and after he put it on the scale he said it looks like you have 100 pounds here 🙄
The priest is silent for a moment, and then says "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp. "And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man. "No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that fucking smirk off your face!"
Still to this day they both think, it's a terrible name...
First of all, of course, he wants to visit the holy places. He stops a taxi, sits inside, and realizes he forgot how to say "The Western Wall" in Hebrew. He thinks for a moment: "Driver.. take me to the place... where you Jews are all crying." The driver took him to the Tax Authority HQ.
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