Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
spacemouse21 1 mon.ago“My dad grows beans”, said the first student. “My mom cooks beans”, send the second student. The third student said, “We are all human beans”.
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Black: the oppression in the past. Red: the fight and struggle for freedom. Yellow: the hopeful future. Blue: its sense of humor.
He tells the blonde to stick her head out the window and check if the blinker works. The blonde sticks her head out the window says, "yes, no, yes, no, yes.."
It’s desserted.
One day, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit O' Honey. So, he took Ms. Hershey behind the Powerhouse on Fifth Avenue. He began to rub his hands over her Mounds which was a real Almond Joy. Next, he slipped his Butterfingers up her Milky Way as she screamed Oh Henry! and grabbed his Peter Paul. The results was a Baby Ruth.
While on a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods pulls up to a petrol station in the middle of the Irish countryside in his BMW. The attendant, having no idea who Tiger is, greets him warmly in the traditional Irish way. “Top of the mornin’ to ye, Sir,” says the attendant. Tiger nods politely and reaches for the petrol nozzle. As he does, two golf tees slip out of his pocket and fall to the ground. The attendant looks down, puzzled, and asks, “What are those?” “They’re tees,” Tiger replies. “Well, what in God’s name are they for?” asks the Irishman, clearly confused. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving,” Tiger explains with a grin. The Irishman’s eyes widen in disbelief. “Fookin' Jaysus,” he says, “BMW thinks of everything!”
Apparently they named their product i-Slam
Otherwise they'd be called bachelor jokes.
Or else I'm calling the crops.
They ignored them and swam away.
Sometimes Mayo neighs
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