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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. My wife's an explosives expert.

That is to say, she's always right about everything and blows up if I tell her otherwise.

2. "Honey... I'm Pregnant"

- "Nice to meet you, Pregnant! I'm Dad! - "No you're not..."

3. Man sees self in paddle while rowing

After all, it is a mere oar

4. Knock Knock. Whos There?

Lig Lig Who? nono, its pronounced legume

5. "Well Well Well what's going on here?" Said the Bobby to the Well

"Nothing much, just being a Well" replied the Well to the Bobby. Hearing the Well reply back the Bobby passed out and fell into the Well

6. I asked my non-binary friend if tI could borrow their guitar, they said "no problem" but they had a minor accident on the way to my place.

It was a gender bender Fender lender fender bender.

7. I need a fix man. You understand right? I promise I’ll stop if you will

Get me some brake fluid

8. What do you call an alligator wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator

9. What did Bruno Mars say when the time on his Rolex was wrong?

(Uptown funk gon’ give it to ya, Saturday night and we in the spot) Don’t believe my wristwatch

10. I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.

I M LIVID

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