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Did you hear about the track team with the fastest runs?

They all had to take part in an underwear-athon.

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1. Today I got arrested for stealing a whole set of encyclopedias..

I said to the police "wait, I can explain everything!"

2. I have just learnt a fun fact about tall people.

They sleep longer in bed

3. Instead of going to college for four years and leaving with 150k worth of debt, you could get 75k tickets for the mega millions.

You'd still be in debt but at least you saved four years.

4. Feeding a cat is called?

Catering

5. I asked my friend what he did at the teddy bear factory...

"Stuff", he replied.

6. Whenever I see chocolate, I hear two voices in my head

One says, 'Eat the chocolate.' The other says, 'You heard them... eat it!'"

7. Poop joke

When I was younger I used to think poop jokes were the greatest now at my age I would say there are a solid number two

8. I saw a kid graffiti a wall by writing e = mc^2

“That’s smart,” I said.

9. I asked my wife why she married me. She said "Because you're so funny & make me laugh so much"

I told her I thought it was because I was so good-looking and charming. She replied, "See? you're hilarious"

10. A bear and a rabbit are squatting next to each other in the woods

The bear looks down at the rabbit, and the rabbit looks up at the bear: "Rabbit?", says the bear "do you find that poo sticks to your fur?" "Why yes, bear, poo does stick to my fur" replies the rabbit. The bear casually grabs the rabbit and wipes his bum repeatedly.

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