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Which side does a chicken have more feathers?

The outside

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1. What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

2. First person: I’m building a model of Mt. Everest. Second person: Is it to scale?

First person: No, to look at.

3. Did you hear about the forest ranger who saved a large buck from falling off a cliff by holding on to its antlers?

He was holding on for deer life

4. How do you cool down a chicken when it’s too hot?

Dip it in Ranch!

5. Yo mama so nasty, when she takes a bath, Sebastian sings "Under the Sea"

6. Yo Mama So Stanky, she doesn’t have a PO Box, she got a “Pee-Ew” Box 🤮

7. Flowers

My wife was mad saying I never bought her flowers. I didn’t even know she sold flowers

8. Why do chicken coops have two doors?

If they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.

9. Yo Mama so nice when I asked her to make me a snack she made me a THANKSGIVING FEAST

10. Yo mama is so white, when she made a snow angel, she vanished.

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