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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles…

Now I am experiencing consonant vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!

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A Moo-rine Biologist.

2. What did I say to the driverless van with paintings inside?

Van Gogh

3. After a battery of medical tests, a man is approached by his doctor, who says “I’m afraid I have some bad news. You not only have stage four prostate cancer, but you also have advanced Alzheimer’s disease.” The patient absorbs the diagnosis for a moment, and says…

“Damn, that *is* bad news. Well, at least I don’t have cancer!”

4. Did you hear about the construction worker accidentally sat in fresh cement he just laid?

He got a little behind in his work!

5. How did the dog get all A's on its report card?

It was the teacher's pet.

6. Now that the Pope has passed away, what happens next?

A new one popes up.

7. What do French hedgehogs see on Groundhog Day?

Their chateau.

8. Why doesn't it hurt if someone throws a can of Coke at your head?

Because it's a soft drink.

9. Am I ready to be a Dad?

Someone commented "I completely agree". I replied back "Hi completely agree. I am Mo".

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