Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
skolofthewild 2 mon.agoThis was a couple years ago, but me and my dad were storing his boat for the winter. We always put it at a friend’s house who has a bunch of land, lots of tall grass. Well I was directing my dad to the spot in the tall grass by a bunch of brush. We unhooked the boat and I came out of the tall grass/brush. All up and down my legs I had a ton of those small burrs and stickers that stick to clothes like super glue. I look at my dad and go “yeah let’s go I’m pretty cold.” To which he responds with something on the lines of “wtf you’re never cold and it’s not even cold out here.” I replied “I’m cold. I’m covered in.. burrs.”
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