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I brought a pair of shoes whilst on Holidays in China.

The tag said: "Made right around the corner"

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1. Did you know that in the bible there was a person with an emo phase

His name was gothlaith

2. Never adopt a highway.

Very high maintenance.

3. Just had a chat with two blokes from the US

They told me that if I keep up what I'm doing they'll take me on a waterboarding trip to Guantanamo Bay. So excited!

4. I saw a magician doing a trick with a live animal when it ATE his headwear! He then donned a rubber glove and got it back!

That’s right, he pulled a hat out of a rabbit!

5. Bad joke, read it fast out loud or you may miss the punchline.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .You're an airy tracked confection.

6. An orchestra is rehearsing. The drummer keeps missing the beats.

Frustrated, the conductor sarcastically says, "if a musician is too dumb to play any instrument, they give him two sticks and make him the drummer." The drummer then answers, "true, and if he is too dumb to do even that, they take one of the sticks away and make him the conductor."

7. Split up with my girlfriend today because she couldn't bring me to orgasm.

She never saw it coming.

8. My nut tree teases me mercilessly.

i’ve asked for it to stop pecan on me.

9. What do you call it when everyone looks at an escalator that stops working suddenly.

Nervous stairs.

10. I heard a lot of Americans stopped making out.

With all the new tariffs they can no longer afford French kissing.

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