A very poor old woman with a small family called a radio station asking for help from God. A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program decided to tease the woman. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy a large amount of groceries and take them to the woman. However, he sent it with the following: “When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her it’s from the devil.” When the secretary arrived at the woman’s house the woman was happy and grateful for the food and started putting it inside her small house. The secretary asked, ”Don’t you want to know who sent the food?” The old woman replied, ”No. Say thanks to whoever sent this.I don’t care WHO the person is because when GOD orders, even the devil obeys.”
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They’re pretty salty about it
Things just got a little Rocky.
A burly lumberjack was filling out a job application. He claimed he worked “In the Sahara Forest.” The boss asked “Don’t you mean the Sahara *Desert*?” Lumberjack answered with a shrug “Yeah? Now!”
A truck full of feet showed up. Guess I should’ve been more specific.
*Terrible* Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
“Nothing I can do,” the manager said. “He has squatter’s rights.”
It's the herd shot 'round the world
Not a good one
I was putting on pajamas this morning that were covered in dog hair. Told my golden retriever I wasn't messy, I was just cosplaying being him. Without looking up from her phone my wife says.... pawsplay!
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