A pun, a play on words and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke.

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. When my wife starts to sing, I always go outside and do some garden work....

so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.

2. What did Yoda say when he was a Rugby 🏉 referee?

"No! Try not. Do or do not. There is no try"

3. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck!

4. I had the time of my life at an after hours party in a home improvement store.

In just a few hours I got completely hammered, nailed a couple ladies, and had a wonderful screwing. And if I were into that kind of thing I could have gotten pegged too.

5. If you’re not supposed to open the fridge at night…

… then why is there a light in it?

6. Why did a literature teacher use a pencil?

He/she wanted to draw comparisons.

7. Why did an architect use pencil?

He/she wanted to draw attention ✏️

8. Why bees 🐝🐝🐝have sticky hair?

They use honeycomb 🍯🪮

9. I was thinking of switching art dealers….

But I stayed with my current one when I made him yell and repeatedly promise me that he would show me the Monet.

10. When I bailed my friend out from jail, he had a giant lizard clinging to his leg.

Apparently the court ordered him to wear an ankle monitor.

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