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Why wouldn't a rational person climb Mount Everest

It's pointless.

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They are fur-ocious.

2. What do you call it when you're fingers hurt when counting?

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3. Did you know courdury pillows are back in style?

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4. Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies.

5. Did you see the verse in the Bible that says women aren't allowed to make coffee for the church?

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6. Why did the dirt break up with the rock?

It found someone boulder.

7. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren't around yet

8. Why did the egg have a day off?

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