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They’ve been going around together for years

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1. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo

I had to put my foot down.

2. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Robert-o

3. What did the snail say on the turtles back?

Weeeeeeeee!

4. I was trying to tell my son the story about the time I threw a broken boomerang…

…but it wasn’t coming back to me.

5. What's the difference between a regular musician and a big star?

One can go bossa nova, and the other can go supernova.

6. What did Trump do when the fed chairman decided not to lower interest rates?

He had a Powell movement.

7. How can you tell a clam is an extrovert?

They've really come out of their shell!

8. What do you call a bicyclist, boxer, buffalo?

Bike Bison.

9. I’m a serial entrepreneur

That means I like to eat cereal while I start my new businesses.

10. What's worse than losing a 10mm socket?

Working in the only country where having to fix a domestic car requires two entire socket sets in different measurements.

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