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What did the pirate do when he had a grievance?

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1. Please give me the worst possible advice to do the splits

Like if I told this to gymnasts in a bar, there's no way I'm walking out of there Thanks in advance!

2. What do you call a person who quit twitter

A Qwitter

3. I was walking alone at night in a dark forest…

When I came upon a dark wizard who said to me: “I will give you 50,000 dollars, but the person you hate most in the world will get 100,000 dollars” I said: “of course! Why wouldn’t I want 150,000 dollars?”

4. How does the rock pee

He Dwayne's his johnson

5. Where did they have to station the soldier who was proud of his flatulence?

Fart Bragg

6. Why’s there no Arsenal supporting Ryanair pilots?

Because they don’t know where Europe is.

7. If at first you don't succeed...

then skydiving is not the sport for you.

8. My girlfriend "wanted me inside her"...

I proceeded to stick my finger in her ear.

9. My 480 lb friend forgot to get me a birthday card

That’s ok There’s a lot on his plate

10. Work

My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

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