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If a King sleeps on a king mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress

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1. When I was little I did great at spelling bees

Not so much other words though.

2. I’ve been holding my taser backwards.

I’m just stunned.

3. What is E.T. short for?

Because he's got little legs.

4. What do you get when you boil a clown?

A laughing stock

5. What do you call a cow raised near a cliff?

Ledge-n-dairy

6. how were the crows convicted of murder without hard evidence?

there was probable caws.

7. Did you hear about the 1000 year old stain they found in Europe?

It's ancient Greece

8. The other day I was attacked by a bunch of circus clowns in a parking lot.

I won though, cause I went right for the juggler…..

9. Two vultures talking. First Vulture: Ohhhhhhh. I love Ben and Jerry’s! What flavor did you get?

Second Vulture: Jerry

10. Yo Mama so fat that she was referred as "Mother Nature"

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