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1Universal_Turtle 2 mon.agoLots if folks upvoted (thank you!) but some other folks decided I need to be taught a lesson in zoology and that I should be more precise, lest I insult the honor of Grizzlies and Pandas and bunch them up with lowly Koalas. These concerned citizens accurately called out that saying "Koala Bear" is wrong given they are actually marsupials, not bears. I stand corrected! Seems I will carry this un-bear-able shame and mistake with me for life. I should have realized they don't koalafy as bears. I apologize to Winnie the Poo and Baloo. I also wanted to correct other aspects of my joke, for the historical record, and make sure these good citizens of under the bridge are aware that real bears don't wear socks. So in effect the entire premise of the joke was a fantasy scenario. Mea culpa.
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Pete.
I mean, I just crastinate; crastination is fine for me, I'm pretty sure I could turn 'pro' one day, (when I get all this other stuff done).
He orders a sandwich, and when he is finished he pulls out a gun, fires it into the air and walks out the door. A man exclaims "What the hell was that about!" and the bartender says "that's typical of pandas." He pulls out an encyclopedia and opens it to the panda section. "See it says right here, 'eats shoots and leaves'"
The funnel will be held tomato.
Idk who they are—I haven't met them either.
when it's down, you've got 2 of them.
Red Hot Chilli Preppers.
But she turned the other cheek!
The bear says, “Hello, Mr. Rabbit” Rabbit: “Hello, Mr. Bear” Bear: “Sir, may I ask you a personal question?” Rabbit: “Certainly, Mr. Bear” Bear: “Mr. Rabbit, do you find you have an issue with shit sticking to your fur?” Rabbit: “Why no, Mr. Bear, I do not have a problem with shit sticking to my fur” So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
...is marriage. You can't be too careful these days.
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