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What does a Pirate dip his fish in?

Tart*arrr* sauce!

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1. Yo momma's so fat, she tried to hang herself and the house collapsed...

2. Yo mama so flat…

…she irons her bras while she’s wearing them.

3. I had sex with my dad in an elevator.

It was wrong on so many levels

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5. Don't forget to leave box cutters in your fire place for the Taliban tonight!

Enjoy some pin the tail on the airplane, twin tower margaritas etc

6. Why are priests called father?

Because calling him daddy would blow his cover.

7. I'm furious that I can't write out 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

In fact, I M LI VI D.

8. Yo mama so fat last time she farted 2 Japanese cities got famous

9. Today 15 girls asked me to go out.

(I was in girl's washroom)

10. There’s a big irony in being a gay pescatarian

I don’t eat sausage but I love fish

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