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We know from Scripture that Jesus preferred soft boiled eggs…

Because he said “My yolk is easy…”

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1. Yo mama so fat she beeps when she walks backwards.

2. Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

He'd blow his cover

3. YO MOMMA SO UGLY SCORPION SAID "STAY OVER THERE"

4. Rant about responses to a joke: I made the mistake of posting a joke about a Koala needing socks on its "bear feet"

Lots if folks upvoted (thank you!) but some other folks decided I need to be taught a lesson in zoology and that I should be more precise, lest I insult the honor of Grizzlies and Pandas and bunch them up with lowly Koalas. These concerned citizens accurately called out that saying "Koala Bear" is wrong given they are actually marsupials, not bears. I stand corrected! Seems I will carry this un-bear-able shame and mistake with me for life. I should have realized they don't koalafy as bears. I apologize to Winnie the Poo and Baloo. I also wanted to correct other aspects of my joke, for the historical record, and make sure these good citizens of under the bridge are aware that real bears don't wear socks. So in effect the entire premise of the joke was a fantasy scenario. Mea culpa.

5. What do put on North O'Texas Barbecue

Arkan Sauce!

6. Vodka won't solve your problems

but it's worth a shot.

7. Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… "Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?" "She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'"

8. Why are Mexicans scared of hockey??

Because of ICE essay

9. What does a Pirate dip his fish in?

Tart*arrr* sauce!

10. This is the voice of the moderation.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that we have actually seized the radio station.

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