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Wannabee 🐝
One claims their people should be called Israelis. Another says they should be called Jews. The last man says they should be called Israelites. You could say there were just arguing semitics.
Euthanasia
Because he looked in the mirror and his reflection said “you can’t see me”
After all, they wouldn't want to be shell shocked
Call him a Slumberjack
My grandma
The store owner shows him three parrots sitting on a perch. The first one is $500. The man asks, “Why so expensive?” The owner says, “This parrot knows how to use Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint.” The second one is $1,000. “What does this one do?” “This parrot can code in Python, Java, and can build websites.” The third one is $5,000. The man is stunned. “What on earth does this one do?” The owner leans in and whispers, “To be honest… I’ve never seen him do anything. But the other two call him Boss.”
Its days are numbered.
I told him, “No need. I can guarantee you that she does not have any cats with her. We left them at home”
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