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Why can't the egg listen to jokes?

Because he would crack up!

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Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. If a mockingbird weighs 4.409 lbs…….

You would have a 2 kilo mockingbird.

2. What kind of money is used in the North Pole?

Cold hard cash….

3. Why does Santa go down the chimney?

It *soots* him.

4. Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in America, she went all the way through China

5. Yo mama so FAT when she jumped into the water, that was the lore of the Waterworld movie.

6. How much does it cost Santa Claus to park his sleigh?

Nothing. It’s on the house.

7. What does Santa tech his helpers?

Elfabet

8. What’s the most popular Christmas wine?

“But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”

9. Why do bulls make terrible salesmen?

They charge too much.

10. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

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